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It came to my attention recently that while the WordPress migration went generally well, it wasn’t properly handling a lot of the embedded Youtube videos.  So, I wrote a little app to go through and do all the corrections (mostly just removing large swaths of whitespace).  I have the old data backed up, so if you see anything that looks like it might have been mangled, let me know.

In the meantime, enjoy the fruits of my labors: my back catalog of old “Tuesday Tube” posts!

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What if Superman was Turkish, and also retarded?

Episode 1, in which Superman defeats Spiderman. Lois Lane? Kinda aggressive.

Episode 2, in which Lex Luther takes over America.

Episode 3, in which Hulk is very disarming. Muhuhuhahahaha.

Episode 4, in which Superman takes on KISS!!

Episode 5, in which Captain America assassinates President John “Batman” Wayne! Wilhelm scream!

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Welcome to the increasingly misnamed Tuesday Tube. So, monkeys, anyone?

Monkey fight!

Monkey situps!

Mean-spirited monkeys!

Monkey cowboy!

Monkey versus robot!

Baboon testosterone!

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Just a general mash up of interesting tubes. Sorry I’m late, it’s been a busy week.

Metronomes sync themselves up.

RiffTrax takes on one of those fan-produced
Star Trek episodes. Talk about shooting fish in a barrel…

This guy is some sort of quasi-nerd who loves QBasic.

I didn’t really understand a couple of these optical illusions.

Adolf Hitler is a Reds fan. Who knew?

And now, a two part Wendy’s training video.

I wish I could find the marble in the oatmeal…

This is a neat trick.

This is the world’s most annoying toy.

This is the world’s most annoying sound.

This is the world’s most annoying wrestling fan.

SOO-PER DRAG-GONE clap clap clapclapclap

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Five. Five dollar. Five dollar footloooong.

Please note a couple of these videos may not b e safe for children or anyone with any sense of decency.

Subway commercial.

Anime version.

Here’s…another version.

Here’s the voice talent behind the commercial.

I think we all know where this has to go…

And that leads to this video.

Finally, Dr. Robotnik takes us home!

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Carvel ice cream is some sort of east coast phenomena, so I had no idea what Dana Snyder and Ken Plume were referencing on the latest episode of the Ken P. D. Syndecast.

So I went out and found some Tom Carvel narrated Carvel commercials.

Notice that a lot of these designs are strangely similar. That’s because Carvel would use the same set of a few cake molds and simply rotate them and use different colors and call it a new “character”.

Among some of the staple characters are Fudgie the Whale, Hug Me the Bear, and Cookie Puss, the latter of which is truly the stuff of nightmares.

Fudgie the Whale, for instance, was rotated and used for an Easter Bunny, a leprechaun, or Santa Claus.

While he owned the company, Tom Carvel would do the narration for the commercials with his comically raspy voice.

Here’s Cookie O’Puss, which is just Cookie Puss recolored for St. Patrick’s Day. Warning, once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

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I feel like dancing. More precisely, I feel like watching dancing.

Batman may be the worst dancer of all time.

Or maybe this kid is…

There’s not even any music…

This next dancing video is a meme called “techno viking”. Techno viking frightens me. Note that he doesn’t show up until about 0:40.

We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind.

And here’s a dancing chicken.

Here’s a guy dancing with a chicken bucket.

And finally, this is pretty much how every TV movie ended in the 80′s.

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Let me show you my Pokemans videos. This was Sithlet’s idea; don’t blame me!

This video might be slightly racist. It might also turn you gay by watching it.

If the real Bill Cosby rap album is as awesome as this video, I will buy it.

Any scene with comically fake mustaches is fine by my. I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE.

Is Blastoise good? I assume so.

What do you get when you cross backyard wrestling and Pokemon? Epic, epic fail.

And finally, this is the famous “epilepsy” sequence from an episode of Pokemon that I guess wasn’t shown in the…HARBL BRJBJBL!&!)#74Jjxjggggggggggg gggggggggggggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggg

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Has it really been three weeks since the last tube? Good gravy! I’ve got a huge pile of tubes ready for viewin’.

This first video is a thoughtful documentary on the Crimean War.

Hah, just kidding. That’s my son.

Okay, this video is of a program called “AudioSurf” which allows you to “play” in the songs of your choice.

Here’s how Wal-Mart grew from small company to the eeeeevil corportation it is today.

Rick Astley. In a commercial.

This commercial is “too hot for TV”.

As you can see by this commericial, Steve Balmer has always been insane.

Great cover of “Still Alive” by missFlag.

Remember when Hillary was yapping about being shot at by an army of zombie ninjas in Kosovo or whatever? Well, she mentioned a “corkscrew landing”. Here’s a corkscrew landing:

Notice that adding trendy indy music to any commercial makes it better.

Here’s an oldy but a goody. The farting preacher.

Heh. Farts are always funny.

Ever seen “The State” before? Well, they split into Stella and Reno 911, but at one time they were very, very funny. Behold:

It’s time to shoop da whoop again.

The outfielder for the Royals can jump over cars. OVER THEM.

I’m sure every professor has wanted to do this at one time or another.

Finally, check out this “devil’s pool” at Victoria Falls (two videos):

Whew, that was a lot of videos. The end.

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Since baseball season is now in swing, I’m officially in the mood for some sports! Here are some sports tubes.

You know how they say that comedians want to be rock stars and rock starts want to
be comedians? It’s true. Just listen to John Mayer call a baseball game…

This next video will….OMG IT’S A LION GET IN THE CAR!

In the words of Marv Albert…”rejected!”

I find soccer incredibly dull and silly. Here is a video with evidence supporting my views.

Do you know what killed the dinosaurs? Tennis.

Wii Boxing is so realistic and immersive, I can hardly believe it.

One time I had a dream that Tom Browning would gain 100 pounds and start asking
silly questions to baseball players.

And finally, Dick Dale on the Ed Sullivan show singing about surfing. You know, the song
from the opening of Pulp Fiction.

Enjoy the baseball season.