mgroves

Speaking as someone who worked in the pizza business for a good amount of time, I found this guy messing with Domino’s online ordering system (which, I should add, is not available to my area–let’s get on the ball, Domino’s!) to be extra-hilarious.

Especially the personal-size pizza that he ordered with “none” sauce, “none” cheese, and Beef on the “left” half of the pizza.

It’s a perfectly valid order. It’s also perfectly insane. Domino’s followed the instructions as best they could. Here’s the monstrous result:

I’m sure the beef was carefully placed on one half of this atrocity before it arrived, but at some point in transit, the beef went AWOL, due to the lack of cheese and sauce that usually acts as a bonding agent.

My greatest wish in life is to somehow travel back in time to that Domino’s kitchen when this order arrived. It’s just too bad there’s no “none” option for crust.

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