March 8th, 2008 | 
Author: Remember when I did “Ask Matt” back in October?
Well, it was such a rousing success that I thought I’d try it again.
So go ahead, and ask away. Any question, any question at all. It could be trivial and easy, or it could be metaphysical and difficult.
Here are some topics/questions to avoid of if you expect a good answer:
- My Little Pony
- Politics
- Sentences that end in question marks
- Advice for people 25 and younger
- Questions that are asked in English (or any non-English language)
- Steers
- “Does rockets really work?”
- Advice for people over 25
If you stay clear of those topics, I promise you that I will give you a well-researched, thought provoking answer.
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How about question marks that end in sentences?
If a trombone is made of brass and a clarinet is made of wood…then what is a yoyo made of?
2000 years ago, the world’s population center was still in China (approx. 50 million people). Is Jesus a bad guy for not giving them and generations of their children a chance for salvation rather than burning away in hell. Discuss.
I just found out the other day that Himmelreich, the name mine was anglicized from, is a common surname for Ashkenazi Jews. Everyone told me grandpa was Catholic…
Is this some sort of a Steve Martin “The Jerk” scenario? And is it okay to stop feeling ethnic shame for the holocaust and start feeling ethnic outrage? When does that kick in?
China wouldn’t have made any sense. Jesus taught salvation based on the God of Abraham and Moses. A Chinese person wouldn’t have had any idea what he was on about.
If the creator of My Little Pony asked you where his 18 year old son should go to college, while at the same time asking you where the best place to breed cattle in space, by asking you if his rocket would be able to carry the mammal, what would you advise?
Sir, you are talking to a Ashkenazi Jew!
The Jerk. You are wrong. He is talking Ashkenazi Jew!
Here’s a good question. What kind of screwed up keyboard do you have that puts the question mark in place of the e?
my k?yboard