July 12th, 2006 | 
Author: Yeah, I’m on MySpace. It’s lame, I’m lame, etc.
Here’s a lame (but fun) nugget that was sent to me via MySpace in which you write me a letter (use the comment section below). Think of it like MadLibs:
Dear Matthew
I _____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________(P.S. ______________.)
Tags: personal
Dear Matthew
I know you. You have a nice outlook on life. You make me informed. You should make a website calling for [Adult Swim] reform. Someday I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. You + me = Approximately 20 feet of cubical space. If I saw you now I’d tell you I just read your blog post. I would build an ark just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be The Mario Theme. We could run in slow-motion under the stars.
Love,
Luke
(P.S. Jill likes you and wants to know if you like, like her back. Meet her at her locker after school if you do!)
Dear Matthew
I contracted ****** and gave it to you. You have a nice chance of getting it on your **** AND ***. You make me do “A2M” and this what you get. You should probably see a doctor. Someday I will laugh about all of this. You + me = a violent new strain of the virus. If I saw you now I’d **** a *****. I would build a tent in my ********* just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be one of those showtunes you like. We could go all brokeback under the stars.
Love,
Jonny
(P.S. You might get it in your ear too.)
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Dear Matthew
I don’t really know you. You have a nice blog that I like to read occaisionally. You make me miss all of the conservatives that I left behind when I moved away from Ohio. You should not post any more of your wive’s cake pictures cause they make me hungry. Someday I will have to learn that too. You + me = two internet people. If I saw you now I’d probably not recognize you. I would build a super duper blog fan site just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Ridin’ Dirtay. We could browse Myspace under the stars.
Love,
Rachel
(P.S. I came across your site via Myspace… its not all bad.)