Prince Charles sniffs his own petrol
Probably the favorite whipping boy here at mgroves.com is Prince Charles, and for good reason: he’s a smug, self-righteous douchebag. Well, he’s in the news again, and it looks like things haven’t changed.
Prince Charles has put his staff on bicycles, because he wants to be known as the “green prince”. (Perhaps he should visit the nearest witch to become the “frog prince.”)
“Charles will stop using royal helicopters and private jets on official engagements whenever possible.” “He intends to make more use of the royal train…” “Charles has also told aides to find a more environmentally friendly fuel for his fleet of cars.”
Here’s a recent transcript between myself and my imaginary blog audience, in the style of The Match Game:
Me: In other news, Prince Charles is SUUCH a douchebag…
Audience:: HOW MUCH OF A DOUCHEBAG IS HE?!
Me: He’s such a douchebag that he has his head stuck up his BLANK.
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