Prince Charles sniffs his own petrol
Probably the favorite whipping boy here at mgroves.com is Prince Charles, and for good reason: he’s a smug, self-righteous douchebag. Well, he’s in the news again, and it looks like things haven’t changed.
Prince Charles has put his staff on bicycles, because he wants to be known as the “green prince”. (Perhaps he should visit the nearest witch to become the “frog prince.”)
“Charles will stop using royal helicopters and private jets on official engagements whenever possible.” “He intends to make more use of the royal train…” “Charles has also told aides to find a more environmentally friendly fuel for his fleet of cars.”
SNNNFFFFFFFF….ahhhhhh.
Here’s a recent transcript between myself and my imaginary blog audience, in the style of The Match Game:
Me: In other news, Prince Charles is SUUCH a douchebag…
Audience:: HOW MUCH OF A DOUCHEBAG IS HE?!
Me: He’s such a douchebag that he has his head stuck up his BLANK.
For more irrational hatred towards Prince Charles, check out the new prince charles tag.
Wow, you really have some problem with the guy. Doesn’t having a “fleet” of cars, no matter how green they are, still sound to be a little anti-green?
Maybe its just me.
I guess he will be the first on board to support teleportation with banana fuel.
I don’t know if environmentalism is compatible with feudalism. Let’s all save the world for our grandchildren… so they can be serfs.