Spinal Tap is set to do a “reunion” show.
If you’ve never seen This is Spinal Tap, it’s a documentary about a fictional band–a parody of 80s hair rock. It’s a pretty fun little film, and lots of quotable lines.
So what brings Spinal Tap back together? Why, Hollywood’s favorite pseudo-religion, The Environment, of course! Here’s a quote from Meathead:
“What I think is going to be nice about this whole effort is there will be marching orders for people,” said Reiner. “Not only from a personal standpoint of what individuals can do in their lives, but a macro perspective with respect to the public sector and government.”
Marching orders, eh? I guess critical thinking is right out.
Given the nature of Spinal Tap, this could be anywhere from 50% to 100% joke, but also given that it’s Rob Reiner, I doubt it. So I say to you, Rob Reiner, lick my love pump!
Would you litter your own backyard?
Only if there was an American Indian within 10 yards to make with the waterworks.