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Hollywood can be a cruel mistress. You start out with nothing, eventually land a job in a humiliating commercial, maybe land a guest spot on Newhart, and work your way up from there.

Maybe someday you’ll land a major role on perhaps the best sitcom of all time.

Hopefully, when you do land that role, no one will remember the embarrassing work you did in the past (if, in fact, you are embarrassed by that kind of stuff). If I was Morgan Freeman, for instance, I wouldn’t be too embarrassed by this Listerine commercial.

But if I were Jason Alexander, I would be a little red in the face if someone brought this old commercial to light again.

Would you look at that hair?

Though to be fair, Jason Alexander has much more to be ashamed of than this commercial.

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