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How would you like to design your own credit card? Put your favorite JPG of Rick Astley on it!

Or maybe you just want the broccoli dog?

Well, probably you can’t do that, because there are a lot of restrictions, especially on copyrighted material (and take it from me, that’s not a road to go down).

But you can upload a picture of yourself, or your house, or your dog, or whatever. Actually, what you can also do, and what I have done, is play with the card designer.

The card is called PAYjr Visa Buxx, and it may be the worst possible name for a credit card ever. It’s geared towards parents who want to give their kids a credit card (for whatever reason), and kids who want cool stuff on their credit card. But as far as I know, there’s no reason why adults can’t use the thing.

This one is my favorite, I think. I call it “Hungarian porn star” or “Captain Kirkish”.

I think this card would totally creep people out. If not, just breathe heavily while signing the receipt and silently staring at the cashier. Always works for me!

This next card works well at the hospital, unless you are paying for Lupus-related expenses.

So go buy a PAYjr Visa Buxx card as a gift for you niece or something already! Put a picture of a pony on it–girls like ponies.