September 26th, 2007 | 
Author: Now is your chance to ask me anything you want and have it answered.
Submit a comment below with a question: any question at all. It could be trivial and easy, or it could be metaphysical and difficult.
Here are some sample questions and answers, just to get your started:
Question: Why did you get into blogging? Answer: Because I don’t like you.
Question: Could you please explain what a Turing machine is and why I should care? Answer: Well, you see Mr. Reader…[blah blah 10 page answer]
Question: What is your favorite color? Answer: Five.
Question: Why do you Rethuglicans eat children and steal medications from my Grandmother? Answer: Eh, it’s something to do.
Seriously though, ask me anything, and then I’ll do a follow-up post to answer some or all of the questions. I promise that I’ll do my best to give a serious answer. I won’t promise that there won’t be a sarcastic component to my answers. I also won’t not promise that there won’t not be a not serious answer to your questions. Not.
Ask anything you want, and ask as many questions as you want.
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Probably comes at you out of left field, but a central preoccupation of mine. Women to avoid under any and all circumstances: what are their tells?
Tell #1: They’re a waitress
Even if they’re just waiting tables to get their acting careers of the ground?
That’s a good question David! Keep ‘em coming people!
When did you discover that you was a homosexual?
Since the above poster has claimed your a homosexual, who impregnated your wife?
Not that it bothers me, I like gay people, I’ve made most of my girlfriends gay, but that blogrush thing –> over there seems to have a preference for gay erotica.
Hmm. I guess it must examine cookies contextually.
So you’re seeing schoolgirl tentacle hentai?
Everyone has a favorite song. What is yours?
Tentacle?!
Ask Steve, he’ll explain Japan.
If you’re going to be raped, might I recommend tentacle rape…
What is society’s requirement to the stability of itself?
Is each man responsible for his pursuit of happiness?
And if I am trying to get a piece of mind, but others are trying to take a piece of mine, is it obscene for me to grab my piece (desert eagle .50) … where do you stand on the right to bear arms?
Mr. Bob Dole your were once quoted as saying ” there is nothing like a penis” so why is there nothing like a penis?
Is Sam and Nella really your kids? Maybe you should call The Maury Show and find out.
Why are Japanese girls so hot?
Incidentally, I’m big in Japan.
Yeah, they’d probably think I was some sort of NBA superstar or something.